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What the hell am I doing here?!

Seriously, though... WTF?

What, does he wanna date me or kill me?
6 July
Yeah, okay... I'm waaaay over thirty, so you can't friggin' trust me. I'm also a woman... another reason to run for the hills, my friends.

I'm not quite sane, although... who is these days? But I can prove it: got a lovely and very thick psych file and the unfilled RX's to prove I'm not quite balanced mentally. *snicker*

Okay, so I'm feverish and dehydrated as I'm typing this up. What, you think normality is a good thing?!

I worship at the Altar of Heinlein and Asimov. There are many others that deserve reverence, but Robert and Isaac are the Primaries, IMHO. I write fanfiction, when I'm not pimping The Invisible Man's Virtual Seasons, as well as sacrificing Republicans (yeah, I friggin' WISH) to appease the Science Fiction Gods and my desire to become a screenwriter and graphic designer.

What, you think I'm kidding?

Oh yeah, and I'm also a metal-head. No no no, I don't have an ACTUAL metal plate in my head, you dolts, but I adore heavy metal music. Okay, actually, I listen to just about anything. Except pop country. And pop music. And gangsta rap. And opera. ESPECIALLY not opera. *shudders*

Oh yeah. Shows I adore - Stargate Atlantis (proud member of the DHSB - David Hewlett Shirtless Brigade, though I must admit I'm more appreciative of that wonderful man's delectable ass), Stargate SG1, The Invisible Man, Hawaii Five-O redux, NCIS, NCIS:LA, The Walking Dead, CSI, Firefly, Cowboy Bebop, Robot Chicken, Metalocalypse, Outlaw Star, Trigun, oh, and by the way... if you want a dedicated slave, just give me all of the episodes of Monty Python on DVD and I'll be yours forever. Unfortunately, my husband's best friend bought us the entire DVD boxed set of Python, soooooo... *happy sigh* Guess that means you'd have to get creative with pleasuring me. ;)

I can't promise that I'd check my foul and smartass mouth at the door. Snark fucking RULES, dude!

I am extremely weird, and damned proud of it. Odd sense of humor... hell, I still think bodily noises are hilarious. You should see my son and I at the dinner table. We usually end up making all sorts of fart noises and giggling our asses off... much to the loving annoyance of my poor long-suffering husband. *snicker*

I write fanfic, love to play in PhotoShop, and will eventually teach myself how to make fannish music videos. Augh, if only I had the money to upgrade my G3 iMac... I'd be in frelling HEAVEN.

So, you die of boredom yet? ;)