What the hell am I doing here?!

I've signed up for a small fandom big bang. Oy, may the cosmos have mercy on my battered brain pan.

• Sat, 13:07: @RainbowFrancks: You & me both, brother.
• Sat, 20:11: Driving to PA to visit the parents. Hoping Miley doesn't pee all over the place in retaliation. #petsdothedarndestthings
• Sat, 20:42: "Who do I gotta kill to get a Nobel Peace Prize around here?" :-D

• Wed, 15:47: I have a letter dated 1684 sitting on my framing table. #Ilovemyjob
• Wed, 20:53: Watching #RestaurantImpossible. Am I a bad person for wanting #ChefIrvine to barf from the nastiness?

• Tue, 08:17: Checkup with oral surgeon this morning. Slight improvement, but teeth still numb. :-/
• Tue, 11:12: Slept all day Sunday. ALL. DAY. SUNDAY. I should not be this damned tired. o_O
• Tue, 13:47: @RainbowFrancks: Which antibiotics did the doc give you?
• Tue, 17:41: Today is Fasnacht Day. :'(
• Tue, 20:40: @martingero: You look like a serial killer. I approve. Buy the glasses. Better yet, buy two pair. :-)
• Tue, 23:12: Thank you, #VARepublicans, for blatantly showing us all, again, what hypocritical assholes you are.

• Thu, 23:41: House Oversight Committee Chairman Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA)... You. Are. A. Sexist. Pig. Asshole. That is all, for now.
• Fri, 09:58: @NathanFillion: Done. With a customer. On the phone. :-)
• Fri, 11:01: BWA-HAHAHAAA!! @dhewlett put my silly question on his latest @blastr blog! ROTFL
• Fri, 11:33: #ADHDRocks
• Fri, 12:23: @NathanFillion: Are there any distinguishing characteristics to your snot? Chunks? Blood? Green or yellow tinting? And, there'd have to ...
• Fri, 12:24: @NathanFillion: to conclude- there'd have to be a cert. of auth.
• Fri, 17:20: It's been a crappy week. Time for yummy Peruvian chicken.
• Fri, 17:20: #ItsInkaTime
• Fri, 21:06: @dhewlett: If it'll make you feel any better, I get to watch my hubby enjoy a delicious Carmenere that I can't. :'(

• Пн, 02:30: @keychain_crap: Oh, the irony... it smells like... like... executive stupidity.
• Пн, 13:39: @dhewlett: *falls over laughing* Actually, your "spots" are sun kisses. That's what I told my son. His reply- "The sun kissed you an AWF ...
• Пн, 14:36: At the doc's with what I think is bad case of bronchitis. It'd better well be...

• Thu, 19:34: Just picked up a few things at the store with Sam. Car.parked behind us had
• Thu, 19:36: Crush damage on its front bumper. Sam started exclaiming on how messed up the car was, not noticing the man in the passenger seat.
• Thu, 19:37: #FunnyShitMyKidSays
• Fri, 00:17: Am expecting call tomorrow from genetic researcher on a study on genetic history of autism. This might be interesting...

• Ср, 22:23: Dear #ProLife #Christians: You'd serve your God better by helping the children being molested & raped by their teachers. #LeavePPAlone # ...

• Вт, 18:32: @LexaShmexa: o_O Seriously?! LOTR Legos?! Must. Get. For. My. Brother. :-D
• Ср, 00:07: @RainbowFrancks: I miss the old RHCP...before Anthony chopped off all that incredible hair...

• Sun, 21:32: @martingero: One double-double animal style?
• Mon, 09:48: At dentist's office, having a consult for getting an implant. JOY. :-!
• Mon, 10:03: She'd been fighting ovarian cancer for the last few years. It won.
• Mon, 10:04: @ionicaq: She'd been fighting ovarian cancer for the past few years. It won.
• Mon, 17:14: @ionicaq: Me too, hon. She was in her early 50's. Not fair. I'm just glad she went quickly; no one should suffer like my uncle did...